Don Mattrick’s First Draft of the Xbox One Update Announcement
Microsoft really needs a PR team.
THIS SATANIC GODDAMN THING IS REAL AND I AM UNREASONABLY ANGRY ABOUT IT
seriously look at this awful thing
No.
No no no no no no no.
I’m sorry, if you’re too stupid to make eggs in a pan, you don’t get to have a horrible egg-dog on a wooden stick like it’s some kind of carnival food. This product is a crime against gastronomy, and I want to find and destroy each and every example of it.
THE TOP COMMENT ON THAT VIDEO OMG
the pessimist and the optimist
Actually crying here
I’m not too fond of snakes, but I can’t seem to take the Blunthead Tree Snake seriously.
“Every man, needs a woman in his life when his life is a mess. Because just like a game of Chess, The Queen protects the King.”
(Source: alittlespaceinsidemymind)
A golden eagle (Earth Unplugged - BBC Earth)
That bird went from majestic creature to seduction master in 3 seconds
i stand for FREEDOM of everything
including you from your pants
wanna see mah flagpole
drop those star spangled panties
(Source: intergalactikdisko)
